we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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