? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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