We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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