There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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