I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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