$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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