are you still at the devil's house?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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