Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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