Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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