Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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