Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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