dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I can't turn off my feet"
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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