Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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