Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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