Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I would ride that face into the sunset
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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