what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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