first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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