I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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