I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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