Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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