Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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