Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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