If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
The uberlube is also flammable
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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