I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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