OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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