big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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