She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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