So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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