He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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