Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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