brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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