i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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