she looked like the before picture.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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