people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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