i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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