that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
so much tequila, so little girl.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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