Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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