mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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