There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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