im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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