**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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