We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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