He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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