Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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