Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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