I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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