She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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