I am full of burrito and curiosity
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
