He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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