walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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